Diagonal Double Vision

Oh, I made a promise I'm not keeping.  No more on my man because I've been up all night writing a new essay, for the collection.  And now I have to work.  And since after the blog yesterday, I feel stressed because I'm a writer and I'm reading that since I write, I should really learn Twitter.  I have a seriously good excuse, my vision.

Excerpt:

            I looked down at Cultural Center documents I needed to sign.  Write something on a straight line?  Fruitless.  Instead, I adjusted my head to determine on which half of the paper there’s a line, hopefully with space around it.  I find a diagonal line and write my name as large as I can in the general area.  Nobody has ever said, “No!  You need to do another one because your signature has to be straight and above the line, but not too far above.”       

I don’t have double vision as in seeing things in duplicate; I have double vision because my mind receives different images, at slightly different times.  When un-matched pictures are sent to the brain, double vision, diplopia, happens.  My self induced double vision is diagonal in nature. I’m surprised that more people don’t have it.