It's Virtual

This is ridiculous, but it works. Excuse the redundancy, my best writing hours are when I first wake and I start work at five am. LOL, that means going to bed by five pm and waking at one am. My priority is clear.

So, two weeks ago I said to work, "I'll let you know the exact date I'm moving as soon as possible." They said, "Take your time." I said, "Don't you wanna know when I'm at a different location?" They said, "No, but clock in on time." I said, "Oh," and deflated. They don't care; they just use me to work. Just kidding. It's virtual dude, yo.

Definition of VIRTUAL
1: being such in essence or effect though not formally recognized or admitted
2: of, relating to, or using virtual memory
3: of, relating to, or being a hypothetical particle whose existence is inferred from indirect evidence — compare real 3
4: being on or simulated on a computer or computer network : as a : occurring or existing primarily online b : of, relating to, or existing within a virtual reality