I happen to know that before noon Friday until now, I was food poisoned by the Original House of Pancakes at 3700 North Broadway. For up to a 14 hour stretch, I puked my stomach contents and then my guts, not into a toilet, no time, rather, into a bedside bucket that's too gross to clean now, so I'll pitch it. Oh, I could go into specifics but, you perhaps get my drift. It was horrid.
A law suit against IHOP is a splendid idea and/but it would cost much time and time is money. I lost work and writing time/money and considering my dehydration and unintended food strike, I surely don't feel cool and creative today either. But relative to my dining companion, we ordered the exact same dish, my time is nothing. 365 days a year? Make it 363 for us. Even when I had bed bugs I thought, "It could be worse." Now I see what "worse" feels like! Vertigo, I get at times, not as bad. Years ago, when I drank alcohol and threw up, not as bad.
Yet for some reason, with my current job, several times, for different reasons, a customer claimed they had food poisoning. I thought they made it up, thought that food poisoning was all in their head. Is this karma then?
Have you ever been food poisoned?
A law suit against IHOP is a splendid idea and/but it would cost much time and time is money. I lost work and writing time/money and considering my dehydration and unintended food strike, I surely don't feel cool and creative today either. But relative to my dining companion, we ordered the exact same dish, my time is nothing. 365 days a year? Make it 363 for us. Even when I had bed bugs I thought, "It could be worse." Now I see what "worse" feels like! Vertigo, I get at times, not as bad. Years ago, when I drank alcohol and threw up, not as bad.
Yet for some reason, with my current job, several times, for different reasons, a customer claimed they had food poisoning. I thought they made it up, thought that food poisoning was all in their head. Is this karma then?
Have you ever been food poisoned?
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