The other day at work (when I think of it I laugh) I had a conversation with a customer.
"Can y'all put me through to the manager?" The customer said with a Southern drawl.
"Perhaps I can help you?"
"Alright. I need to help my neighbors so's they can get a new house cause somebody put a propane tank on their sofa and everything in there exploded."
"Oh my," I said, "Was it because of an, enemy?"
"Wells, I don't know who's done it but I'm a asking for donations."
"In that case, you need to fill out..." I continued to provide instructions on submitting a donation request form.
Warning: Check your sofa for propane tank.
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