At work, I get questions like, "Why is a credit card statement showing I owe you 1000 dollars when I cancelled my card last year!" Or, "I slipped in your store, have a bruised ankle and will sue your pants off if you can't help me!" But the best question I got came recently, "Do you sell paisley duct tape?" I wanted to say, "Nobody has paisley duct tape lady, but that would be nice, wouldn't it?" It was busy so I transferred her to hardware. Paisley duct tape would be lovely. Why isn't there paisley duct tape? I'm going to go in business and sell only paisley duct tape!
pais·ley adj, often capitalized \ˈpāz-lē\
Definition of PAISLEY
1
: made typically of soft wool and woven or printed with colorful curved abstract figures
2
: marked by designs, patterns, or figures typically used in paisley fabrics
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